Maryland Love

I haven't been back to Maryland in about 2 years... I'm incredibly excited and happy to see so many wonderful people :) Sooo happy

My Beautiful Roomate <3

Some Pictures from Thanksgiving...

Beautiful Girl

took some self portraits today...cant believe how happy ive been latley. FEELS GOOD

LOL bored...

LOVE this picture, LOVE these ladies

I want a kitty...

Up at moms, in a goofy mood, bored.....BORED!

YUP

painted brits furniture. wanted brit to see it :)

every time i do it i do it for my hood.

My Bizzad

I haven't updated in a while...shit.
well
some things on my mind
1. I miss Brittney
2. I need to move on
3. I need a new hobby
4. I need a new job
5. TRUE BLOOD, TRUE BLOOD, TRUE BLOOD
6. I'm lonely
7. I wish my FUCKING video chat would work
8. my tooth will be the death of me
9. I need to start smoking weed again
10. I'm lonely

LIKE WHOA

http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2009/05/abuse-of-power/

so this article lifted me up at a very low point in my life.... and if it had such an impact on me, then maybe you should read it for yourself and see how powerful it is. but you must read the whole thing. thanks :)

LOL his video did suck some major sack

Maybe I shouldn't have offered Shnolli that irish car bomb...

blahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhhhhh, sometimes people really get to me. I have to deal with so many different types of personalities in the span of 9 hours at work that it can be exhausting.

Whats really good: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(918): Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

(413): There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.

(386): it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
(
902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

(310): i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

Smoking cigarettes to pass the time

I like a girl with caked up makeup.
In the sunshine, smoking cigarettes to pass the time.
Who wakes up to a bottle of wine.
Or the nice dim lights and scratches the blinds.

But i ain't quite found one right yet.
So I step with pep to the park or supermarket it.
Her apartment best be messy.
And Lisa don't mind when i call her Lesley.

She's gotta dress with class.
In Jean Paul Gaultier and an Hermes bag.
And 4 inch tips made of ostrich.
Sharp enough to slit your wrists, her lips spread gossip.
Won't say sorry when she offends.
She comes over to my place in her old man's Benz.
In gold and silver and jewels of all colors.
She doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers.

Come on get it 'fore I change my mind.
Come on kid don't waste my time.
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city.
So rich, so pretty

I like a girl who eats and brings it up.
A sassy little frassy with bulimia.
Her best friend's a plastic surgeon.
and when her Beamers in the shop she rolls the Benz.
Manny and Pettys on Sundays and Wednesdays
Money from mommy, lovely in versace.
Costly sprees it's on at Barneys.
And i love to watch her go thru 50 G's calmly.

She gets naughty with her pilate's body.
And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody.
Cuz the blows so yummy and it keeps her tummy
Empty, and makes her act more friendly.
Dance the night away.
And she won't say nothing when she makes a man stray.

Come on get it 'fore I change my mind.
Come on kid don't waste my time.
So rich, so pretty
Come on get it 'fore I chnage my mind.
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city.

I've had you come before Mickey.
Go get my purse Mickey
Lock the door Mickey
You're just a midnight snack
Shhh
Don't talk back.
You're just a boy Mickey.
You're just a toy Mickey.
You're just a boy Mickey.

2 weeks

I put in my 2 weeks at Back in Time, so i can work full time at the Westin.
It was weird doing it. felt strange. But its the best decision for me at this time.
I NEED A DAY OFF. FUCK.

Miss you Bowie <3

Somthings gotta change. I woke up miserably tiered today with blisters on the bottom of both my feet. And as soon as I got to this god forsaken shop My tooth pounded with pain.

You wanna know the worst part about it? well I like to go up to my mothers and stay there cause its comfy cozy, but I can tell shes getting sick of me being miserable and grumpy. Now that is the worst pain of it all.

April 10th-Happy Bday Dad

One of my Favorite pictures of my Dad

One of my FAVORITE pics-makes me :)

If tomorrow never comes
I'm sure to have regrets
About the things I should have said
But always seemed to forget

Like what I didn't tell my mom
How I love her so
So that if tomorrow never comes
At least she'll always know

And I should have hugged my sister
And my brothers too
In case tomorrow never comes
They'll know my love is true

I never should have said
So many hurtful things
Because if tomorrow never comes
Forever will those words ring

I should have enjoyed the sunset
Above the shining sea
For if tomorrow never comes
It's the last sunset I'll see

I never should have wasted time
I should have finished what I'd begun
For if tomorrow never comes
Then I will have left so much undone

Don't put off for tomorrow
What could be done today
For if tomorrow never comes
The chance will go away

And never take for granted
One precious second of today
Because tomorrow might never come
If fate gets in the way

Say what it is you need to say
Do what you need to do
Cuz' if tomorrow never comes
Your chances are so few

So if tomorrow never comes
Don't leave with any regrets
So that for those whom tomorrow comes
Never will forget
http://allpoetry.com/poem/4956619

Misha Moo

IF......

if.... 500 questions for the game of life. A book we have at the shop I work at. I get extremely board here, and thought I would answer a couple of the questions.

1. IF you found out for certain there is a Heaven and Hell, how would you change your life?
Start going to church, start praying

2. IF you had to select the one thing in life you feel the most guilty about, what would it be?
my spending habits

3. IF i could rid the earth of one thing, what would it be?
Cancer

4. IF you could have the power to hypnotize anyone for a day, who would you pick and what would you have them do?
Bill gates, to give me millions and millions of dollars

5. IF you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?
My health

6. IF you had to constantly carry a weapon of some kind, what would it be?
Brass Knuckles

7. IF you had to name the one most important ingredient of human beauty, what would you say it is?
hmmmm i guess the eyes

8.IF you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be?
I thankfully got the chance to say "I love you". I do wish I had the chance to say more, but I didn't get that chance. I probably would have said that you will be greatly missed, you were an amazing father, Il never forget rocking out to proud mary on our car rides, and thank you for all your wisdom you have passed down to me, Im sorry I don't carry the faith in god that you want for me, and that you didn't deserve to go this way, that you had one of the best hearts i've ever seen in anyone, your humor lit up my face on a daily basis, and overall I love you so much daddy. Probably more if i had the chance, but thats all I want to think about for now.

9.IF you could have only one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose?
My back

10.IF you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?
Mastiff

11. IF you had to name the one thing that repeatedly makes you angriest what would it be?
No one to blame but myself. So me.

12. IF you were to be killed by an animal, what kind would you want it to be?
a panda bear

13.IF you could change one thing about your face to make it more beautiful, what would you alter?
Better eyebrows

14.IF you had to name the most beautiful bed you have ever occupied what would it be?
just Something about a mommas bed is so beautiful and so comfy, so my mommas

15. IF you could suddenly find out that one work of fiction was actually true, what book would you select?
EASY, Twilight

16. IF you could train a pet bird to do one thing for you and always return home again, what would it do?
bring me money ha

17. IF you could have won a single thing you tried for in your lifetime but didn't win, what would it be?
the lottery

18.IF you could have known someone as a child that you now know, who would it be?
Brittany

19. IF you had to name the worst song to wake up to in the morning, what would it be?
Anything SCREMO that Nolan listens to

20.IF just one aspect of your life functioned perfectly forevermore, what would you pick?
Being able to stay in shape DEF

21.IF you were to have 2 new baby daughters, what would you name them?
Cadence , Scarlet

22.IF you had to eliminate one emotion from your life, which would it be?
Sadness

23.IF you suddenly found yourself at work, wearing women's erotic underwear and nothing else, what would you say (in one sentence) to your fellow workers?
"I Know this isn't a pleasant sight, and i apologize"

24.IF you were to pick the one thing that always makes you smile, what would it be?
kissing someone

25.IF you were to have two new baby sons, what would you name them?
Ashton, and Dylan

MILK CHUGGER

For some reason, for as long as I can remember I have loved to chug milk. WEIRD, yes this i know. Don't judge.

St. Patricks day 2009

Gotcha

Today, my mom came to me and asked if I had drank her wine. I'm 16, so I lied and said "no". The next morning there was a DVD on my bed labeled "pool house security cameras- love mom." It was a video of me downing two bottles of red wine and having sex with my boyfriend. FML

St. Pattys 07' i hope i look this fucked up for St. Pats 09

funny picture...what am i doing?

We like to take cig breaks together

Peaches Shoot

-This is a shoot I did for Peirces PEACHES band poster. Hasn't been edited.

-Peirce loves delicious juicy peaches

My dick cost a late night fee..

I downloaded Mickey Avalon's CD the other day and have been playing this song quite a bit in the past 48 hrs. Funny as hell. Favorite line " My dick-pink and big, your dick- stinks like shit"

I created a group on FB to try and get people to come to our bonfire. Under the groups Email, i made up a fake email adress as a joke : bonfireposewhatwhat@suckonamarshmellow.org

  This is the conversation that followed  between Lanze and I over instant messanger after he saw the event. I thought it was pretty funny.

Photo shoot for Peirce's Graphic Design Proj.

Haven't been Photoshopped, just cropped. I think there hilarious. Peirce definitely knows how to sell sex. 

what a face

All day, everyday

your going to want to watch this.

Fatty Q. Longfellow