LOL his video did suck some major sack

Maybe I shouldn't have offered Shnolli that irish car bomb...

blahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhhhhh, sometimes people really get to me. I have to deal with so many different types of personalities in the span of 9 hours at work that it can be exhausting.

Whats really good: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(918): Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

(413): There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.

(386): it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
(
902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

(310): i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

Smoking cigarettes to pass the time

I like a girl with caked up makeup.
In the sunshine, smoking cigarettes to pass the time.
Who wakes up to a bottle of wine.
Or the nice dim lights and scratches the blinds.

But i ain't quite found one right yet.
So I step with pep to the park or supermarket it.
Her apartment best be messy.
And Lisa don't mind when i call her Lesley.

She's gotta dress with class.
In Jean Paul Gaultier and an Hermes bag.
And 4 inch tips made of ostrich.
Sharp enough to slit your wrists, her lips spread gossip.
Won't say sorry when she offends.
She comes over to my place in her old man's Benz.
In gold and silver and jewels of all colors.
She doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers.

Come on get it 'fore I change my mind.
Come on kid don't waste my time.
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city.
So rich, so pretty

I like a girl who eats and brings it up.
A sassy little frassy with bulimia.
Her best friend's a plastic surgeon.
and when her Beamers in the shop she rolls the Benz.
Manny and Pettys on Sundays and Wednesdays
Money from mommy, lovely in versace.
Costly sprees it's on at Barneys.
And i love to watch her go thru 50 G's calmly.

She gets naughty with her pilate's body.
And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody.
Cuz the blows so yummy and it keeps her tummy
Empty, and makes her act more friendly.
Dance the night away.
And she won't say nothing when she makes a man stray.

Come on get it 'fore I change my mind.
Come on kid don't waste my time.
So rich, so pretty
Come on get it 'fore I chnage my mind.
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city.

I've had you come before Mickey.
Go get my purse Mickey
Lock the door Mickey
You're just a midnight snack
Shhh
Don't talk back.
You're just a boy Mickey.
You're just a toy Mickey.
You're just a boy Mickey.

2 weeks

I put in my 2 weeks at Back in Time, so i can work full time at the Westin.
It was weird doing it. felt strange. But its the best decision for me at this time.
I NEED A DAY OFF. FUCK.