(918): Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
(413): There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
(386): it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
(310): i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
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