IF......

if.... 500 questions for the game of life. A book we have at the shop I work at. I get extremely board here, and thought I would answer a couple of the questions.

1. IF you found out for certain there is a Heaven and Hell, how would you change your life?
Start going to church, start praying

2. IF you had to select the one thing in life you feel the most guilty about, what would it be?
my spending habits

3. IF i could rid the earth of one thing, what would it be?
Cancer

4. IF you could have the power to hypnotize anyone for a day, who would you pick and what would you have them do?
Bill gates, to give me millions and millions of dollars

5. IF you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?
My health

6. IF you had to constantly carry a weapon of some kind, what would it be?
Brass Knuckles

7. IF you had to name the one most important ingredient of human beauty, what would you say it is?
hmmmm i guess the eyes

8.IF you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be?
I thankfully got the chance to say "I love you". I do wish I had the chance to say more, but I didn't get that chance. I probably would have said that you will be greatly missed, you were an amazing father, Il never forget rocking out to proud mary on our car rides, and thank you for all your wisdom you have passed down to me, Im sorry I don't carry the faith in god that you want for me, and that you didn't deserve to go this way, that you had one of the best hearts i've ever seen in anyone, your humor lit up my face on a daily basis, and overall I love you so much daddy. Probably more if i had the chance, but thats all I want to think about for now.

9.IF you could have only one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose?
My back

10.IF you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?
Mastiff

11. IF you had to name the one thing that repeatedly makes you angriest what would it be?
No one to blame but myself. So me.

12. IF you were to be killed by an animal, what kind would you want it to be?
a panda bear

13.IF you could change one thing about your face to make it more beautiful, what would you alter?
Better eyebrows

14.IF you had to name the most beautiful bed you have ever occupied what would it be?
just Something about a mommas bed is so beautiful and so comfy, so my mommas

15. IF you could suddenly find out that one work of fiction was actually true, what book would you select?
EASY, Twilight

16. IF you could train a pet bird to do one thing for you and always return home again, what would it do?
bring me money ha

17. IF you could have won a single thing you tried for in your lifetime but didn't win, what would it be?
the lottery

18.IF you could have known someone as a child that you now know, who would it be?
Brittany

19. IF you had to name the worst song to wake up to in the morning, what would it be?
Anything SCREMO that Nolan listens to

20.IF just one aspect of your life functioned perfectly forevermore, what would you pick?
Being able to stay in shape DEF

21.IF you were to have 2 new baby daughters, what would you name them?
Cadence , Scarlet

22.IF you had to eliminate one emotion from your life, which would it be?
Sadness

23.IF you suddenly found yourself at work, wearing women's erotic underwear and nothing else, what would you say (in one sentence) to your fellow workers?
"I Know this isn't a pleasant sight, and i apologize"

24.IF you were to pick the one thing that always makes you smile, what would it be?
kissing someone

25.IF you were to have two new baby sons, what would you name them?
Ashton, and Dylan